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I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas
george takei is a gift to humanity
THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN
the horror and concentration on his face
proud teacher or sick fuck?
don’t itch the kids
FLY, YOU FOOLS.
It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
"What’s your favorite album?"
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
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